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Defensive Eating- strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others for getting it.
Matt's mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.
matt will be punished for this behavior. he will soon be buying size 40 jeans. and his wife will still be hot.
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