So I mentioned last week that H wants to live with us FOREVER and I said we'd add a couple of levels to the house to fit him, his wife and their EIGHT kids.
HE loves this idea and keeps talking about it.
H: Do you think my kids will live with us forever too?
Me: No, I'm sure some of them will want to move out.
H: I think I want to get in-floor carpet on my levels.
Me: Okay. You can do what you want on yours but you can mess with my level. What kind of carpet do you want?
H: (thinking, thinking) LEOPARD PRINT!
Me: That sounds great and your stains won't show.
H: (big smile) YES!!!