I was laying down the other day and Harrison was playing with a flashlight.
Me: If you shine the flashlight on my belly the baby can see it.
H blasts the baby with the light then proceeds to get his chain saw. Yes, he has a toy chain saw. He then sets the toy on my belly.
Me: The baby can't see the chain saw, only light. But he (or she) can hear.
H cranks up the chain saw for a couple of minutes.
H: Did the baby hear that?
H: Safety is the most important thing, baby.
He's going to be an excellent big brother :)