Every year I purchase or receive a new Santa Claus to add to my collection. Today I overheard a conversation Harrison was having with the Santas.
H holding up two Santas . . .H: No, I'm the real Santa. No, I'm the REAL Santa. Well, I have gloves. Well, I have a long beard.
A snowman walks up . . .
H: I'm a policeman, what's going on here?
That silly elf has been making cookies and this heart was for Harrison. However, he wouldn't eat it because it had an elf bite out of it!