Ryan was cooking spaghetti tonight and here's the conversation:
H: Mama, what's this?
Me: A special tool for stirring spaghetti noodles.
H: What else is it used for?
Me: A microphone. Go ahead sing a song.
H: (in his singing voice which is very loud) I've got muddy water in my pipes!!!
Me: That sounds like a blues song!
I have no idea where he came up with those lyrics.