When you're pregnant, the body twists and turns in crazy ways. Check out the above diagram. Can someone please tell me where the intestines are located during the third trimester? I think they squish the brain to make more room.
So this week, I've managed to wash AND dry my car keys. It wouldn't be a big deal, but I have the electronic lock attached to the key. Ryan replaced a part and it only cost us 40 bucks instead of 180. Today, I went the extra mile and put on makeup. I don't wear perfume very often so when I do I feel like I'll have an extra special day. As I was squirting it, I immediately felt stinging in my eyes. I'm an idiot. I have no idea how I was able to spray my entire face with perfume. So much for the makeup.
Last but not least. I pulled on my lovely maternity cargo pants and noticed they were feeling a bit snugger. Thinking that I've gained more weight and they were freshly washed, I continued getting ready. I did notice the front pockets looked different but my mind quickly wondered somewhere else. Any sane person would have realized something wasn't right. Right before leaving the house, I reach into my back pocket only to discover that my hand slid in there at an angle. OMG, my pants were on backwards! The sad part is I would have left the house this way.
When I was pregnant with Harrison, I wore two different shoes to a doctor's appointment. That appointment just happened to be the 3 hours glucose testing day, so I had to sit there for 3 plus hours with my new fashion statement.